If you had one night with Mr Songz, what would go down?
Wednesday 31 March 2010
@songzyuuup *Turns on cold shower
Trey Songz is looking right on the April Issue on VIBE. See for yourselves!
If you had one night with Mr Songz, what would go down?
If you had one night with Mr Songz, what would go down?
Morning Folks: Quote this picture
After spitting out my juice, the 1st thing that came to my head is that this must be the Ghetto Easter Bunny.
What comes into your head when you see this?
What comes into your head when you see this?
A little fun and games
Hey peeps. Just thought I'd share this with you. It gets it right everytime.
http://us.akinator.com/#
Tuesday 30 March 2010
KELIS SUED FOR NOT PAYING FOR HER WEAVE
The good people over at TMZ had me in stitches with the last line of their story:
Kelis just got smacked over a $5,000 hair weave. Yes folks, 3 zeroes.
Kelis got the weave at a fancy schmancy Santa Monica salon back in May 2009 but, according to legal docs, the singer never coughed up the dough.
This morning, the stylist showed up for the trial, but Kelis didn't ... so the judge entered a default judgment for the full amount.
No word if Kelis will ask for an extension from the court.
"Source"
Kelis just got smacked over a $5,000 hair weave. Yes folks, 3 zeroes.
Kelis got the weave at a fancy schmancy Santa Monica salon back in May 2009 but, according to legal docs, the singer never coughed up the dough.
This morning, the stylist showed up for the trial, but Kelis didn't ... so the judge entered a default judgment for the full amount.
No word if Kelis will ask for an extension from the court.
"Source"
This chick and her one liners...
Check this clip I found on youtube I've been laughing ever since:
Some film called Truck Turner. Gonna cop it on Amazon.
What's the funniest one liner you heard?
Some film called Truck Turner. Gonna cop it on Amazon.
What's the funniest one liner you heard?
AHHHHH Katy Perry Got Gooped!
AHHHHH Katy Perry Got Gooped!
Check out what happens when she tries to announce the award winner at the kids choice awards. Not the one at all!
Check out what happens when she tries to announce the award winner at the kids choice awards. Not the one at all!
Monday 29 March 2010
So Ricky Martin is 'ON IT'?
So Ricky Martin is 'ON IT'
Well looks like it from a letter that was put on his official site not long ago:
A few months ago I decided to write my memoirs, a project I knew was going to bring me closer to an amazing turning point in my life. From the moment I wrote the first phrase I was sure the book was the tool that was going to help me free myself from things I was carrying within me for a long time. Things that were too heavy for me to keep inside. Writing this account of my life, I got very close to my truth. And thisis something worth celebrating.
For many years, there has been only one place where I am in touch with my emotions fearlessly and that's the stage. Being on stage fills my soul in many ways, almost completely. It's my vice. The music, the lights and the roar of the audience are elements that make me feel capable of anything. This rush of adrenaline is incredibly addictive. I don't ever want to stop feeling these emotions. But it is serenity that brings me to where I'm at right now. An amazing emotional place of comprehension, reflection and enlightenment. At this moment I'm feeling the same freedom I usually feel only on stage, without a doubt, I need to share.
Many people told me: "Ricky it's not important", "it's not worth it", "all the years you've worked and everything you've built will collapse", "many people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your nature". Because all this advice came from people who I love dearly, I decided to move on with my life not sharing with the world my entire truth. Allowing myself to be seduced by fear and insecurity became a self-fulfilling prophecy of sabotage. Today I take full responsibility for my decisions and my actions.
If someone asked me today, "Ricky, what are you afraid of?" I would answer "the blood that runs through the streets of countries at war...child slavery, terrorism...the cynicism of some people in positions of power, the misinterpretation of faith." But fear of my truth? Not at all! On the contrary, It fills me with strength and courage. This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids where born with. Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen 5 or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment.
These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn't even know existed.
What will happen from now on? It doesn't matter. I can only focus on what's happening to me in this moment. The word "happiness" takes on a new meaning for me as of today. It has been a very intense process. Every word that I write in this letter is born out of love, acceptance, detachment and real contentment. Writing this is a solid step towards my inner peace and vital part of my evolution.
I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.
RM
Don't bother me. He is hot though.
Well looks like it from a letter that was put on his official site not long ago:
A few months ago I decided to write my memoirs, a project I knew was going to bring me closer to an amazing turning point in my life. From the moment I wrote the first phrase I was sure the book was the tool that was going to help me free myself from things I was carrying within me for a long time. Things that were too heavy for me to keep inside. Writing this account of my life, I got very close to my truth. And thisis something worth celebrating.
For many years, there has been only one place where I am in touch with my emotions fearlessly and that's the stage. Being on stage fills my soul in many ways, almost completely. It's my vice. The music, the lights and the roar of the audience are elements that make me feel capable of anything. This rush of adrenaline is incredibly addictive. I don't ever want to stop feeling these emotions. But it is serenity that brings me to where I'm at right now. An amazing emotional place of comprehension, reflection and enlightenment. At this moment I'm feeling the same freedom I usually feel only on stage, without a doubt, I need to share.
Many people told me: "Ricky it's not important", "it's not worth it", "all the years you've worked and everything you've built will collapse", "many people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your nature". Because all this advice came from people who I love dearly, I decided to move on with my life not sharing with the world my entire truth. Allowing myself to be seduced by fear and insecurity became a self-fulfilling prophecy of sabotage. Today I take full responsibility for my decisions and my actions.
If someone asked me today, "Ricky, what are you afraid of?" I would answer "the blood that runs through the streets of countries at war...child slavery, terrorism...the cynicism of some people in positions of power, the misinterpretation of faith." But fear of my truth? Not at all! On the contrary, It fills me with strength and courage. This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids where born with. Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen 5 or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment.
These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn't even know existed.
What will happen from now on? It doesn't matter. I can only focus on what's happening to me in this moment. The word "happiness" takes on a new meaning for me as of today. It has been a very intense process. Every word that I write in this letter is born out of love, acceptance, detachment and real contentment. Writing this is a solid step towards my inner peace and vital part of my evolution.
I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.
RM
Don't bother me. He is hot though.
Uh oh? Looks Like There's A 2010 Superhead On The Horizon: @katstacks
Check this video exposing young money.
Sunday 28 March 2010
What is wrong with this Picture
This takes the absolute piss if you ask me. Be sure to take the whole image in.
Hackney Council have no shame. I hope them have a court case launch against them.
Ken Doll Doing a Video to If This P***y Could Talk
Ken Doll is doing a Video to If This P***y Could Talk
So the poster above says. I am praying that it is better that the tosh below.
I like the beat. But boys calling their arseholes a pussy? EEERrrrmm no.
*EDIT Weren't these lot getting it?
Are you looking forward to the video?
So the poster above says. I am praying that it is better that the tosh below.
I like the beat. But boys calling their arseholes a pussy? EEERrrrmm no.
*EDIT Weren't these lot getting it?
Are you looking forward to the video?
What Is Wrong With This Picture?
The budget? The deadbeat acting? Porn Star Mr Saukei making an appearance?
Anyhow here it is....
After seeing this would you go and buy this song?
Anyhow here it is....
After seeing this would you go and buy this song?
If you can't get a job at McDonalds where can you get one?
Video is too much. Sneaky just to get a pen you know SMH!
If you can't get a job at McDs where can you?
If you can't get a job at McDs where can you?
If you needed a reason for crack being whack
If you needed a reason for crack being whack. Hear it is!
LOL!
LOL!
Saturday 27 March 2010
Good Effort but ...
I came by the Telephone spoof today London style.
I thought it was good art and energy wise but was 2:32 really necessary?
What do you think?
I thought it was good art and energy wise but was 2:32 really necessary?
What do you think?
Isn't he funny?
youtube.com/themagickjumpoff is bookmarked. Why? Because the guy that runs that does the videos for this channel is so much jokes that's why!
Always watch his videos, especially on dry days where you just need a laugh.
This is my current favourite.
Always watch his videos, especially on dry days where you just need a laugh.
This is my current favourite.
Friday 26 March 2010
YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY YEAH?
Hello people
Just thought I'd give you the opportunity to holla at me with advice questions. Aint gonna talk about my personal info for obvious reasons but you can get at me below.
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/blacklondoner
Just thought I'd give you the opportunity to holla at me with advice questions. Aint gonna talk about my personal info for obvious reasons but you can get at me below.
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/blacklondoner
Thursday 25 March 2010
Monday 22 March 2010
I know I know.... its been a while
Ain't posted in time.
Its mad. All these minor situations have been popping off. And I'm at uni now. LOL. So been dating one musician; not exactly God's gift looks wise, but he more than makes up for it in personality. Also been chatting to an IT guy fresh out of uni.
I like the fact that when you are dealing with older breddas, they have their shit together so there is none of this pacing the streets nonsense with peeps my age with little or no ends.
1st situation popped off after we talked on the phone for two hours; this was the 1st convo as well. We proppa clicked and man was telling me he was just finishing work in West. So purely off the vibe I went to link him. We walked and talked for ages and the chemistry was obvious. Ended up on Southbank around 1am. I did a 360 and it was just me and him. So I said, I dare you to lips me. And he did. My man melted me. It felt like he weren't just kissing my lips, he was kissing my soul. Its was mad. I got home around 3am and went sleep with a smile on my face.
2nd situation now was more drawn out. I had to gauge the situation more cos my man said he goes out and them things there usually send the alarm bells ringing in my head. We talked everyday for about six weeks before I felt sure enough to see this bredda in real time. Met up in Elephant & Castle and went Tesco for some snacks and drove around South London, talking and vibing. Pulled up in one park now and he starts billing a spliff. He puffs I puff and he starts giving me head. It was live. so much so that I nutted in his mouth. We're chilling again now and have probably been in the park for a good couple hours at this point, all mellow and shit. Police sirens start blazing and my man is asked to step out the car. Police did a car check and it was cool apart from the fact dude try give me a fake name. Truth sure did come to light!
To be continued...
Its mad. All these minor situations have been popping off. And I'm at uni now. LOL. So been dating one musician; not exactly God's gift looks wise, but he more than makes up for it in personality. Also been chatting to an IT guy fresh out of uni.
I like the fact that when you are dealing with older breddas, they have their shit together so there is none of this pacing the streets nonsense with peeps my age with little or no ends.
1st situation popped off after we talked on the phone for two hours; this was the 1st convo as well. We proppa clicked and man was telling me he was just finishing work in West. So purely off the vibe I went to link him. We walked and talked for ages and the chemistry was obvious. Ended up on Southbank around 1am. I did a 360 and it was just me and him. So I said, I dare you to lips me. And he did. My man melted me. It felt like he weren't just kissing my lips, he was kissing my soul. Its was mad. I got home around 3am and went sleep with a smile on my face.
2nd situation now was more drawn out. I had to gauge the situation more cos my man said he goes out and them things there usually send the alarm bells ringing in my head. We talked everyday for about six weeks before I felt sure enough to see this bredda in real time. Met up in Elephant & Castle and went Tesco for some snacks and drove around South London, talking and vibing. Pulled up in one park now and he starts billing a spliff. He puffs I puff and he starts giving me head. It was live. so much so that I nutted in his mouth. We're chilling again now and have probably been in the park for a good couple hours at this point, all mellow and shit. Police sirens start blazing and my man is asked to step out the car. Police did a car check and it was cool apart from the fact dude try give me a fake name. Truth sure did come to light!
To be continued...
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